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i took a shower for the first time since before trick or treating so i was pretty stinky and also i was sorta holding in a shit and while i was showering the smell kinda just leaked out a little bit AND IM NOT A SCATFAG but the smell was getting me really horny so stuck my ass up and lined it up so that the hardest stream of water particles would hit my butthole and pussy and started masturbating but it was kinda hard to stand on 2 legs and 1 arm and the hot water was making me lightheaded and dizzy (eheh) like i was gonna pass out or maybe it was the position but i felt really bad and threw up in the toilet when i got out and it was really cold and i havent done laundry so i had no clean pants to wear so i cuddled up in a blanket but it had fleas in it and i could FEEL THEM SQUIRM and now my legs are COLD, DAMP, and KINDA STICKY with little bits of cat hair stuck on them FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE
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