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Glorpian girls are seriously dangerous for human males. Did you know? Quick biology lesson!
When a Glorpian girl is in a very good mood her body fluids will start to carry a special protein unique to her. It serves a super important purpose for Glorpians! It gives her boyfriend the ability to feel just as good as she does. But! As a human male, you can already do this, and like, your body just doesn't know what to do with her special gift...
You'll actually LOSE the ability to feel "good" without some of her help ////__////
And you can't just get it from a different girl either! this has to do with her genes so the protein is unique, and once your body starts using hers in your nerve endings down there, you can ONLY use hers...
I'm just warning you that if you aren't loyal there will be consequences.
Also did you know that we have two hearts! We love you twice as much!
