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Offkai 2025 was a blast. The /asp/ group had met up in record numbers. Together they partied and had as much fun as a bunch of mismatched vtubers could. Many even were staying in the same place. A huge house that was loving called the /asp/bnb. It was really just an airbnb that everyone had pitched in to rent. Of course many weren’t there. Some, like Flandzen wanted their own space and others, like Chaki and Coco didn’t show for opsec reasons.
It was big, but nowhere near big enough to comfortably fit everyone. This, along with the ‘no mixed-gender rooms’ rule placed by Kankuro, led to situations like Daiya, Keitaro, Momomo, and Sterling all sharing a two bed room together. It was the first night and the four bros had to consider sleeping arrangements.
“I can sleep with Keitaro.” pitched Daiya. “I know him the best so it won’t be weird.” Momo lifted an eyebrow. “Doesn’t that make it more weird? I know the Daiyataro thing isn’t real, but…” Keitaro quickly cut him off. “We’re friends. If it bothers you though, I’m fine sharing a bed with Sterling.”
Sterling shook his giant metal head. “I appreciate that, buddy, but I’m way too big to share a bed with you. Not to mention what’ll happen if I roll over in my sleep.” Keitaro paled. Hamsters are notoriously fragile, after all.
Momomo sighed. “Alright. There’s an extra blanket in the closet. I’ll sleep on the ground tonight. Sterling can take one bed and you two can share the other. If you guys are fine with it, I am.”
After a mutual agreement, the four went to brush their teeth and change. Daiya put on some loose, short pajamas, Keitaro put on some warm flannel PJs, Momo had an undershirt with workout shorts, and Sterling was naked, prompting some stares from the other three.
“What? I don’t wear pants anyways and the shirt is just to look professional. The selection of clothes in my size is limited you know.”The three boys patted Sterling on the back before saying their good nights to each other. Each lied down and closed their eyes.
