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Forget keychains.
Forget deskmats, acrylic stands, posters, plushies.
Forget Dakimakurae.
Introducing the merch you didn't know you needed to have: a plush "catcopter-style" drone cover of your oshi.
This "dronimakura" if you will, will sell like hotcakes. You'll be able to take to the skies with your oshi. Fly your hag oshi dangerously close to kindergartens, as terrified parents shield their kids from the aerial anime attack. Bewildered agents look at grainy CCTV footage of the Pipkin Plushdrone® dropping 5lb satchels of [REDACTED] on the federal [REDACTED] - they immediately regret stealing the [REDACTED].
Buy one, five or the entire phase girl bundle today!
Ships in a week! I GUARANTEE IT!
