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>/pcg/ anon starves to death
>authorities baffled
>"the grocery store was right there"
>"literally 2 blocks away from his house"
>investigators are further confounded that no injuries were found on his body that prevented him from walking
>according to the victim's friends he had a puzzling fear of "christmas music"
>"it's true" anon was the type of guy to starve himself to death rather than subject his ears to another jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
>"guess he finally did it"
>as a response to this senseless death, the local community has started a charity where they sing christmas songs to honor anon's memory and raise money
