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FWMC Smile Protection Agency is seeking elite ruffians for its Pero Search And Recovery (PSAR, pronounced "pisser") unit. Do you have what it takes to be a pisser?
Requirements:
>two or more years of professional experience in kneading fat dough-y demon fucks
>skilled in handling lava tongs, metal buckets, butterfly nets, and d20 dice
>professional experience in authoring chuuni shitposts (not required, but a big plus)
>friendly, but no-nonsense ojisan-like attitude
>proof of "Hot Dog" membership or higher
>must be able to pass a perograph test
We offer full medical, dental, and compensation for PPE (Pero Protection Equipment) purchases. TS/SCI sponsorship will be offered depending on the role.
