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Imagine coming home, going to get some cheese with salami and you notice a comically pointy teeth mark in your cheese block
i think that would be fun, quirky and also insulting because for fuck sake bae this is my cheese, i bought it and asked you if you wanted cheese and you said no and now im gonna run out of cheese before i run out of salami and im gonna have to eat it alone, deniying me one of the few pleasures in life
