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Wawa. Wawa never changes.
The Hoshiyomi waged war to gather slaves and wealth.
Aqua Crew built an empire from its lust for gold and crossdressers.
Pekora shaped a battered company into an economic superpower.
But wawa never changes.
In the 21st century, wawa was still targeting over the quasos that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of wawa were also its cute girls: streams and collabs. For these resources, Numbers would invade NijiEN, vt would annex jp, and the Hololive Global would dissolve into quarrelling, bickering 9am mooms, bent on controlling the last remaining image slots in the thread.
In 2024, the storm of shitposting had come again. In two brief hours, most of the catalog was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of janny devastation, new threads would struggle to arise.
A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground splits. Your fanbase was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large cropped porn, under a mountain of schizos, a generation has lived without knowledge of purikura.
Life in the thread is about to change.