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I mostly work through the night with some intermittent napping. Just how autistic and retarded shiorin is feels like a fever dream. I mean it's the cutest fever dream, but I was lying down looking at my ceiling thinking about how she makes every other "rambler oshi" sound like Cicero in comparison. And then I just thought about how the thoroughgoing narrative was "yep, consummate professional, an extremely grounded and cool person, hates being parasocial though." It's stunning how wrong that was. Watching Shiori~n and trying to follow her train of thought is like trying to catch a balloon you released into the open air, and considering how much she is coyly flirting with innuendos, she is definitely the most parasocial holoEN just by dint of gfe. Also maybe I'm fucking nuts but I'm starting to see where the hereposters are coming from. I don't know if the deepthroat stuff got any play on Twitter but predebut the number one joke was deepthroating, and she made a swallowing joke *at debut.* She obviously talked a lot about vaginas and uteruses and pregnancy today just as an autistic dork, but she made more than a few pregnancy innuendos too and I swear she would wink when doing them. That doesn't matter that much, I'm not super interested in schizoposting about it. I'm just saying what it feels like.
She is as infectiously enthusiastic as an actual anime character. it goes past just being a movie manic pixie dream girl, because if it were some retarded pick me bit she managed to do it for two and a half hours without slipping once. Listening to her ramble and giggle and start revving her voice a little whenever she was gonna make a silly joke was like listening to a siren song. I realized that for all the adoration and affection I'd felt for other chuubas and their cuteness, I have never felt so pulled in it started to feel dangerous for my heart and psyche. This is the only girl who's made me even idly consider steering my ship around and ending my journey because I don't know what the fuck lays up ahead. I'm a workaholic who uses Hololive as one of a few reliable methods of destressing. I'm a focused guy. But this girl is so adorable I had to stop, listen, and try to figure out what the fuck she was even saying her entire stream. When I miss what another girl says I don't really care. I love pretty much every member of this gen, and many other members of Hololive. I have to concentrate to follow the dogs too, but if I miss a few things I don't care. But I want to follow all of Shiori's retarded logic zig zags from the point she was trying to make to a fun fact to another fun fact to a story from her childhood to another point before she ever finishes the first one. I wanna hang on tight and never let go even if she leads me straight into a whirl pool.
And yes holy fuck I want to fucking impregnate her so bad it's fucking unbelievable
