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catching up on the supa stream
>Be me, ojisan taxi driver trying to put food on the table for my uncaring wife and herbivore son, desperately trying to keep the household together in honor of Abe
>Arrive at first fare. Streets are empty, no one is around. Can immediately tell something is off
>Suddenly a shadow is cast over the car, entire sun is blotted out
>I see the silhouette of a giant approaching. it's incredibly fast
>Car door feels like its about to rip off as a massive hand pulls it open
>A 5'6 gaijiness somehow forces her way through where the door once was and sits down
>This is it. I can already feel the DMT flood my brain as my life flashes before my eyes. This is the end
>"OHIO GO ZAI MASS MY DUDE"
>Instinctively cover my ears to do what I can to avoid her thunderous roar. I'm still alive somehow
>I have to respond. I must survive. For my family. For Abe
>"..d...d-doko ni?"
>"UMG STUDIOS DAWG. I GOTTA RECORD 18 SONGS TODAY
>I punch the address into my GPS. It's all the way across town. 50 minutes... I'm done for
I fucking hate this woman.
