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I have more stories about slapping women.
>come to visit friend to another city
>opening scene of us arriving to his apartment floor is his GF flying out of his door into the open elevator from a slap
>married 10 years with 1 kid now
>drinking with a cop and his wife
>wife is the kind that loses all inhibition from alcohol
>starts losing her shit about cop spending too much time talking with female clerk
>(as I understand they were ordering something and he NEEDED to talk for her for quite some time)
>shoots up wobbling, announces that she would drive herself home
>goes out of condo and starts jiggling car keys into the lock
>cop sighs, gets up, goes out, loud slap sound effect and 5 minutes of gentle whispering
>comes back with wife hugging him
>AFAIK they're also still together 8-10 years after
