Quoted By:
HA CHING CHA CHING Shu!!!! You've grown TIRED of my PALTRY income as a neet and have DEVISED a NEW GET RICH QUICK SCHEME: YAMICOIN?!?!???!?? And the VALUE of this new COINAGE will be determined SOLELY by how many times I get FUCKED?!?!?!!!? EEEEEEHHHHH?!?!!? INVESTORS and STOCKBROKERS will be able to see in REAL TIME as my HUMILIATION is QUANTIFIED by its EXPOMENTIAL GROWTH?!?!!??!! BOARD MEETINGS will be held on increasing profits WHILE you're FUCKING ME?!?!!? Corporate THINK TANKS, no... COCK TANKS will be DEVELOPED for the SOLE PURPOSE of MAXIMISING my HUMILIATION and PAIN as I get RAILED by the DOLLAR DICK?!?!?!!!?? And you estimate... Geez Louise... that this currency will replace ALL MAJOR FIAT CURRENCIES WORLDWIDE and create INFLATION which will lead to a GLOBAL DEPRESSION the likes of which has NEVER been seen?!?!?!? And I, being the FACE of YAMICOIN will be BLAMED and LYNCHED by earthlings who HAVEN'T killed themselves yet and be REVILED by ALL GENERATIONS TO COME in this POST YAMIPOCALYPSE society?!?!!?!? Such a path would surely damn us to Hell... BUT LET'S YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOO IT ANYWAY!!!!! ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
