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>start going to same bar every friday at the same time after work
>sit at the counter and order same drink everytime
>barista starts to notice me and learns my pattern
>begins to smile when she sees me and already has my drink prepped
>make some small talk, get her to giggle a few times over several weeks
>today asked her if she has a boyfriend
>she disappears behind the bar, few mins later a bouncer appears and snaps a pic of my face
>"you have to leave now, and you're banned from entering this establishment again"
Uuuuuuu wtf went wrong its not fucking fair
(Phase connect)
