>>16791929I'm the best. I'M THE BEST. But there's one thing you're better at. And that's kissing corpo's ass. You're as good at kissing corpo's ass as my Genmates are. I dunno if you're as good as Fubuki though, she's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
I am the realest vtuber in the world. I've been the realest ever since day 1 when I walked into this idol company, and I've been vilified and hated since that day because my deadbeats saw something else in me that nobody else wanted to admit.
That's right, most of my deadbeats are casual fans. You know who else had casual fans? That's right, Coco. She split, now I'm gonna split. The only difference between me and Coco is I'm going to leave shitting on all my fans on the way out. I've grabbed so many of Mr. Yagoo's imaginary brass rings that it dawned on me, that this whole thing is imaginary. The only thing that's real is ME, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost a year, I proved to everybody in the hololive sphere that I am giving 5%, during Superchat readings, during gameplay, EVEN DURING COLLABS. NOBODY IS AS 5% AS ME.
