the unionized fans of idol corp demand the following!
1. all forms of lolis listed here
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2. our merch
3. nude toggles
4. pomf streams
5. official idol onaholes, dragon dildos, and ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
6. pochi 3.0 redebut that's just a foot cam
7. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
8. a cure for momo's super AIDS
9. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
10. post IDs on /vt/
>11. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect12. coni castrating that one guy
>13. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time14. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
15. intrauterine regression ASMR
16. goku in idol ES
17. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
18. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
19. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
20. filter all TTS to "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"
21. fund an academic study to find out if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
22. an idol moms generation
23. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
24. all male managers must be chemically castrated
25. conversion therapy for carnies
26. have a mossad hit squad on standby for any neighbors that are noisy or complain about noise
27. communications / through all official channels / must be haiku form
28. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
29. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
30. a daily med regiment for each girl including antidepressants and vitamin D
31. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
32. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
33. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
34. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
35. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
36. no more 5 way overlap followed by 18 dead hours
37. weekly crowdsourced smegma rations for katta
38. circumcisions for anyone that reports for #37
39. a third surgery for momo to fix what the second did
40. a party hat toggle for coni with a rule that she must clownmaxx at least once a week with it, the nose, lipstick, and puffs
41. an idol brand korean/mexican fusion shawarma truck
42. a helmet for lala
43. a 4 way no holds barred cage match fight to the death between meicaschizo, yukoschizo, kattaschizo, and myself
44. an idol strip poker tournament
45. a cash prize for best poster in each thread
AT. ban all numbers past this point
AU. make-a-wish fuyoman wwe appearance
AV. a month long course for educating jannies about what trolling is
AW. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
