>>40035165I dye my hair gray and hobble around with a cane. I also have a faux hearing aid. My secret? I'm perfectly healthy and can 4pl8 deadlift. The cane? It actually hides a katana of nippon steel folded 1,000 times over. I do this so if anyone ever thinks they're safe to trash talk Ame near a weak old man, I will cut them down and piledrive their bodies into a sewer
