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>Be a normal Japanese salaryman, trying to relax at home after 14 hours at your job.
>Relaxation is interrupted by massive thundering footsteps outside.
>Not your problem, just ignore it.
>Something bangs on your window, nearly shattering the glass
>"Uh yeah hey my dude, sorry to hassle you but could you let ya boi into the building? I forgot my keys."
>The force of the voice makes the already damaged glass fracture more with crystalline pops.
>Back slowly away, pressing your back against the far wall.
>"Aw c'mon man, don't play a homie like this."
>In no world would the police arrive in time to save you.
>"Fuck! Fine. Later mang."
>The thundering footsteps retreat.
>God you hate that woman.