>>86477208Delightfully indulge her in her cravings and console her whenever she gets self-conscious about getting big. Give her the best 9 months + aftercare of her life.
Then spend the rest of my life reiterating to the kids that as much as I love their mother, they always have to understand this one thing about her: she's an idiot. If she's ever mad at you, just make the hampster noises and her fried zoomer brain will switch to full hampster mode. 