>>36863819>Have a decent-ish personality.>Have an objectively pretty good voice, and excellent list of vtubing-relevant skills. (You're right to doubt this, but humor me for a sec.)>Spend 3 weeks making a damn good audition video.>Analytics say Hololive watched a whopping 5 seconds of it.God DAMN. People weren't kidding about an audition only having a few seconds to impress. I shouldn't have started by verbally introducing myself. Everything that really mattered started at 7 seconds. I thought that might be soon enough to catch their attention, but it seems not. Lesson learned, I guess.