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>i have bad news...
>i only hade 2 beers left.. *laughs*
>im gonna confess something...
>there is this amazon deliver guy who keeps trying to get me a package of been that i got from throne
>because he cant put it in the mailbox right? and i- i dont-
>it's been like 3 days and every day he calls me because he cant deliver the packages...
>and i never answer it because im scared...
>because im NERVOUS answering the phone!!!
>im sorry... im sorry!! but you know what, tomorrow I WILL!
>tomorrow i will!! streaming gives me more will!!!
>tomorrow i will answer the delivery guy and get my beer! and you know why? it's also because i only have 2 beers left...
>>are you a shut in?
>uh... not really, i go out sometimes for fishing... and to go to the grocery store and to burger king...
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>LISTEN! alcohol goes away quickly!!
>the thing is brewdog IPA is only 5.4% it doesnt make me drunk very fast but when i was drinking the 9% one i could get drunk with just one bottle
>but with this one, i can never get drunk on stream!
>so you wont get gay para!!!!
Para's pussy tastes like Pepsi and melted ice cubes btw, this is canon
