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>wake up
>7:00 am
>crawl out of giant takodachi bean bag
>walk into bathroom
>brush teeth with dirt cheap purple toothpaste made for 7 year olds
>spit
>check in mirror
>the staining's coming along nicely
>walk into kitchen
>pull out 50 cent instant ramen from cupboard
>add handful of takoyaki balls
>it was worth the 30 dollars
>add boiling water on top
>walk into living room
>turn on tv
>20 different ina vods start playing instantly
>finally i can calm down
>3 minutes go by
>eat takoyaki ramen
>it tastes like shit
>need to remember to cut food budget further
>check bank account
>a healthy 12,000 dollars saved up
>this should hopefully last me a week of donations
>check the time
>8:50 am
>oh fuck
>rush to put on suit over ina pyjamas
>jump into car
>violet starts playing at full volume
>no time, rush to work
>arrive in a hot sweat
>shirt is soaked
>receptionist notices my clothes
>her look would put a drill sargeant to shame
>i've never seen her so happy before
>sit at desk
>retarded janitor put everything away last night
>fucking idiot
>start rearranging everything just how i like it
>much better
>climb out of ina shrine
>check time
>1:00 pm
>time to get to work
>put on headphones
>load up 30 different ina vods for background noise
>finally i can concentrate
>boss walks up to me
>says i've been slipping on my output, need to be let go
>start putting away my things
>headphones unplug from my computer
>all of the vods start playing through the speakers at full volume
>the entire office immediately looks towards me
>drop to my knees
>all of the vods come together to form a single synchronised WAH
>everyone's eardrums are destroyed from the shockwave
>pass out in agony
