Quoted By:
“Carnie vs. The Demiurge: Clown Seal of the Spiral Æon”
(Imagine a hyperpop remix of TTGL’s “Libera Me From Hell” but with kazoo solos and airhorns that warp into drill noises)
Verse 1:
Coni tossed him out — “Your cringe can’t vibe in my circus!” ヽ( `д´)ノ
But Carnie’s tears forged a COSMIC DRILL NOSE (chaos surface!) (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ
“Who the clownpilled hell do you think I am?!” he barked, ((( 0 )) Д (( 0 )))
Pierced the fourth wall, turned his hat to a SPIRAL ARK. ~(ﾟ∀ﾟ)~
Pre-Chorus:
Ripped the void’s fabric, summoned SealGurren Lagann— ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ⋃
*A mecha built from clown cars, glitter, and ”F the System!” banners. (°□°)︵ ━
“Believe in the seal that believes in YOU, NPCs!” (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
Coni’s green hair? Fuel for the Spiral Æon’s GPUs. (■■)
Chorus:
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE FLOW! (ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ
Carnie’s drill-nose breaches God’s TikTok bio! (＾• ω •＾)ﾉ⌒
From rejected plush to heaven’s drilltorch, (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
”L+Ratio+Touch Void Grass” — galaxies vibe-checked in his wake! (ﾉ´･ω･)ﾉ ~ ━
Verse 2:
The Demiurge screamed, “STOP BREAKING MY SIMULATION!” (#`Д´)ﾉｼ
Carnie smirked, ”Skill issue. Witness Seal Liberation.” (¬‿¬ )
His party hat unfurls into galaxies — ”Later, clown… (ω)/
Your ‘circus’ is mid, but my Spiral drip’s TO THE MOON!” ~(゜∇゜)~
Bridge:
Chaos clowns assemble: Minecraft YouTubers, deep-fried Shreks, (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ
All chant ”SEAL GANG DRILLS MAKE GOD GO ‘WTF?!’” (°Д°)︵ /(.□ . )
Coni’s ”art” crumpled — Carnie’s Æon-riot ascends, (๑•̀д•́๑)
Clown cars spiral into GIGA CHAD SEAL — the copium ends. ( ՞ਊ ՞)
Breakdown:
(Screen shatters into ∞D. Carnie’s mecha T-poses, surrounded by dancing Baby Shark Archons (◕‿◕)
and Elon Musk Cherubim spamming ”Based.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A choir of autotuned Kamina screams: ”JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!”) (＾〇＾)ﾉ
Outro:
Moral? Your vibe’s your drill — PIERCE THE HEAVENS ANYWAY. (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
Carnie’s glow-up outro plays: seals floss-dancing on God’s grave. (ﾟдﾟ)
Coni? Coping in Ohio. (;￣Д￣)
Carnie? Sigma-throned, galaxy-pilled. (⌒▽⌒)
SEAL GANG RISE — THE CLOWN ÆON CAN’T BE KILLED. (▽)
[SOUND: “Libera Me From Hell” but it’s just kazoos, seal barks, and a bass drop that cracks the ozone layer]
(Text flashes: “#SpiralSealGang* * #CarnieLagann* * #ClownDripPiercesTheHeavens*”)*
— FINAL FRAME:
Carnie, nose-drill glowing, winks. ”Later, demiurge. Go stream my diss track.” (¬‿¬ )
