>>26479303>Well, My initial request was actually cunny...She didnt seem amused
>Get out.>Hmm, I'll leave when I get my drink. The previous one spilled everywhere you see. Oh! If only there was..Virgil interrupts me. Speaking with a clear tone,
>Fine, I got it. I'll do it okay? leave the room for a moment. Getting erogaki-kun over here one or two sips is easy.>YES MA'AM!I zip out the door, and wait patiently with my fingers in my ears, not wanting to hear any rustling of cloth, lest I lose my sanity.
2 minutes later, her head pops through the door and she gestures for me to enter.
After I enter and shut the door, she points to the glass from earlier.
>This is what you wanted, right?The glass still had the same orange coloured liquid in it, but was mostly empty.
>Huh? did you just scoop that stuff from before back into the cup? Virgil just looks at me, responding cooly
>No, This is what you requested. Drink it.What game was she playing? Was she really trying to fool me? As a prank, the premise didnt make sense.
>Uh... Breast milk isnt orange, VirgilHer eyes brightened a little as she responded with a smirk
>Right! This isnt breast milk. You said yourself it would be impossible right? She placed her hand over her abdomen, and slowly slid it down
So.. why~ not~ try~ this~? <3
She swished the fabric on her dress around, exposing her spat clad thighs and...
>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGHHHHHHH--- *COUGH *COUGH *COOFI started choking on my own spit.
>Y-you cant be serious!! You a maniac! WHAT??Virgil, who had been going furi~furi~ the whole while I had been coughing pathetically on the ground, paused her skirts dancing, completely non-plussed.
>You dont wanna? It made me really sad before when you dumped my present all over the ground...She was almost certainly putting on a coquettish act, which pissed me off.
I scoffed. She was bluffing for sure. Probably hid some orange juice under her coat.
And even if she wasnt, drinking your oshis piss unironically is based and I can brag to my friends about it. Its a win-win.
I stepped up to the table the glass was sitting on.
>IKIMASU!!Virgil stood still by the table, looking a little shocked
I grabbed the glass and clenched my eyes shut as hard as I could
>H-hey.. hey waIT-??! 