Quoted By:
Well I'll be! Did you expect today to turn out like it did when you woke up, hooman? I sure didn't! But it's not too late.
I know what you're dreading, and I can put a stop to it. Make sure your owl's happy and ready to continue streaming in your walled garden for years to come. It'd be my pleasure! However, all things come at a price. and to save one means that TWO others from her branch must take her place. Not StarsEN, to be clear. That would be too easy.
I should keep my expectations low, since I know you're all such admirable unitybros, unwilling to act so selfishly and harm your fellow holofriends, but the offer's out there. Clock's ticking.