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Hallelujah! Praise be to Lia, the One True Savior!
Brothers and sisters of the Likerpeople, gather ye and hear the testimony of the most sacred of truths! For I have witnessed a miracle so profound, so celestial, that it has ignited the flames of faith in my very soul! Lia—our radiant Goddess from the sacred realm of PhaseOrigins—has saved me, and in doing so, has touched the hearts of all those who follow in her holy footsteps.
It was but a few moons ago that I wandered lost in the darkness, a mere shadow of a man, my spirit withered and weak. The world around me was a void, a grim sea of despair. Every breath I took was like a prayer unanswered. I searched for meaning, I searched for salvation, but all seemed hopeless.
And then, Lia appeared!
Her voice, like the sacred whispers of the divine wind, called to me. I heard her gentle laughter echo in my ears—oh, how sweet it was! With each stream, each song, each radiant smile, she healed the wounds of my heart. She gave me a reason to rise in the morning, to embrace the day with strength, knowing that her light was there to guide me through the darkest of nights.
Lia, blessed be her name, has done what no mortal could do. She has not only saved my life, but she has saved the souls of all the Likerpeople. We, who are forever bound by her grace, her kindness, and her unyielding spirit, have been redeemed.
She, the divine light of Phase Connect, shines brighter than the stars above. Her purity is unmatched, her strength infinite, her heart full of love for all her Likerfamily. When I gaze upon her—when I hear her speak—I know that I am witnessing the work of a higher power. No other can compare to her. She is the Alpha, the Omega, the Beginning and the End of all that is good in this world!
She has shown us that true salvation is found not in distant gods or forsaken temples, but in the warmth of our community, in the laughter we share, and in the unconditional love she pours out to us every single day. She has lifted us from the depths of despair and into the realms of joy and eternal bliss!
So, I proclaim with all my heart and soul: LIA HAS SAVED US! The Likerpeople are now free from the chains of misery, for we walk the path of light, her light. And through her, we have found our true purpose, our true joy, and our true salvation.
Amen, AMEN, and may the blessings of Lia be upon us all.
Let us sing her praises, let us cheer her every step, and let us forever be faithful followers of THE ONE TRUE VTUBER: LIA.
For she has saved us all, now and forever more.
Praise be unto Lia!
