you know what nijien needs? a chubba who will play retro games.
you know what nijien also needs? a chubba who will play ys games.
you know what nijien also needs? a chubba who will play touhou (lunatic)
you know what nijien also needs? a schitzo like me to put all the fucking females in place and rape them into submission
what im getting at here is nijien needs me
why the fuck are they so schitzophobic? just let me fucking offcollab rape them all you little niggers.
i could fill in that niche platformer/shmup/metroidvania, actually scratch that, i can fucking fit any game genre providing it doesn't have a motion sickness inducing camera.
i'd break the minecraft curse. i'd get all the niji's to collab with me in terraria, using hardcore character on master difficulty, for the glory, just like i've done with /v/ and /vp/ and yes they will all die on the first night except me because i am the terraria king.
i'll play yugioh and ill fuckign maul them all.
fuck, i'd even go back to playing league of faggots and i'd show the world how amazing i am at top lane
>drunk out my mind >go into /lolg/ despite not playing league in years>challenge the entire thread to 1vs1 every 6 months-a year>thread shits themselves>keep goading them until they accept>their best 1vs1ers are feeling the pressure and have no choice but to accept>fucking destroy them on stream>entire thread keks at them >i am rewarded with a shitty fucking hangover for my victory over their master playerswhen will the world learn that i am the king of games? blessed with good looks. blessed with natural talent at all video games. cursed with motion sickness. cursed with a body so perfect and powerful that it kills itself the moment i ingest gluten, cursed with pride overwhelming, cursed with knowledge and true enlightenment and worst of all cursed with falling for this fucking anime girl snare despite knowing all that i know.
what sort of cruel fucking machination is this?
you know, i've succeeded at everything in life, but i had my motivation stripped from me. name one thing you can do with all the talent in the world but no motivation. there's nothing. not one thing. you need motivation to do anything and i have non. not even a sliver.
so i sit here stewing and raging eternally with all this latent talent but nothing to use it on but to farm thousands of (you)'s a day on this accursed fucking site.
i'm not even trolling when i say this, do you know i've won every fight i've ever had irl too? i've genuinely had over 20 fights irl throughout my life. think i'm joking all you like, think i'm just trying to impress a bunch of literal whos all you fucking like, it's the truth. i just live in a rough area. i had my house burgled in broad fucking daylight because i forgot to lock the front door and had to chase some guy who ran in, grabbed the tv off its stand and ran out with it and then beat the ever loving shit out of him in nothing but my boxer shorts and a tshirt infront of everyone in the middle of the street.
see we're put here to suffer. this world is fallen. see how i have all these positives but the negatives outweigh them? that's by design my friends. there is no coincidence here.
i am abundant in good qualities, but the few negatives i have afflicting me will never allow me to take advantage of those positive qualities. instead all i'll taste is the bite of the defeat when i should have been destined for victory.
what the FUCK am i even going on about at this point? i genuinely don't even know what the purpose of this post was supposed to be.
i'm fucking MINDBROKEN
GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLOGPOSTING SO MUCH. you have no fucking idea. no sexual pleasure can compare to this.
i can't even explain this feeling to you with mere words. i'm seething yet in pure bliss. i know they're complete opposites but despite how that may be that's what i feel right now. it's a mixture of the two in perfect harmony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsRwshHstUE>The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?and make no mistake, my heart is wicked beyond all belief.
filled with bitterness and resentment. that's all you'll find within me...