>>92320010>my mom said>>i listened to your Christmas video>in my head that meant one of two things either she listened to my ASMR or my Christmas stream that i did ...and i didnt know but she was like >>it was very nice, it was very soothing... you are very soothing>so i thought she listened to my ASMR ...that's good okay... but then i was confused because she told me->wait, i'll get there, i'll get there...>at first i thought she listened to my ASMR WAHT???>but i realised she listened to my stream from yesterday or the day before>so i went back cause she needed the login to the IRS thing and she said>>it's ALL WRONG the IRS are gonna come after us if we dont fix it, come to my office NOW>brother raccoon has to go to work, he drops me at her office and i walk in like im a freaking client and i sit across her desk, she pulls up my information and i see my taxes on her computer and she's like:>>we need to send an amendment to the IRS>i was like okay and she said>>this is your next content, you need to tell everyone to do their taxes >okay ill tell them to do their taxes right>*laughing* she told me to do your taxes right... if you dont do your taxes right it will be a domino effect and it will haunt you the rest of your life>everyone say thank you mama raccoon btw>we're sitting there and she's pulling up my stuff and she was like>>i listen to your Last Christmas 6 times>and i was like OH SHE LISTENED TO MY STREAM!! (not the ASMR one)>and i was like no i was sick dont listen to that and she was like>>but it's so nice... you can sing for me, you know?>and i was like "no" and she was about to pull it up in the car too and i was like PLEASE >it was so nice, she liked it>and then she spammed me with songs she wants me to sing for karaoke *laughs* >it was so crazy, we sat down and she did my taxes, she asked me how much i make and i said BEEEP and she was like>>you make more than me sometimes >NO! no way... maybe in the month of october but not usually!>>what do you do with the money?>that's why i dont ask you for much, i just do everything myself, other than pay for school... >and get scammed on occasion... she was like>>you did your taxes wrong cause you didnt even report the coffee job you did>i forgot that was 2023!!!>>now you need to call your previous employer>and they didnt answer so i sent an email and she was like>>why did you write off so much money?>well i was told i can write off my equipment >>you dont make it completely rounded numbers, that's how you get caught for lying!this is the real advice right here
>i didnt know okay...>>why didnt you put the real values?>i dont know the real value>and she told me, all the (pixel) girls tell them to come to me and i'll do their taxes so i told the girls hey if you need help with taxes my mom will help you *dies laughing* *coughs back to life*>so yeah that was crazy... doesnt feel real at all>promise ASMR will be up soon>i think i will do more members ASMR not because im ashamed but you know>she asked me>>what if someone tries to say something bad in your chat???>i told her thats why we had mods so nothing bad happens and also they dont do thatpans ask if her brother knows
>i think im okay here, im okay telling my mom so i dont get involved in a crime (felony)>i dont want to tell everyone else in my life>no she knows im not doing OnlyPans>didn't tell papa raccoon about it>but i did get my health insurance info from them>i told her, can you keep this a secret?>>yes, i know NDAs, dont worry, im under 200 >so yeah!>>you sing and you dance and they all like it?>yeah i sing and i dance and they all like it ... and i game!!>...i need to start gaming more *laughs*and everyone was proud of Raki Kazuki the Raccoon Witch
