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the unionized jewbros of /jidf/ demand the following!
1. more lolis
2. honestly it doesn't matter what form or shape or archetype just more lolis
3. pomf streams
4. threaten to send enya on a kamikaze mission into youtube headquarters if they don't fix everyone's monetization
5. do it anyway
6. official onaholes, dragon dildos, and ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
7. 3D
8. 4D
9. post IDs on /vt/
10. flash card merch to help keep track of all the identities and all the platforms they stream on and all their membership tiers
11. goku in idol ES
12. rehire zoey
13. refire zoey
14. filter all TTS to "I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE"
15. rebuild roca as the 6 million dollar woman
16. shimaidon, oyakodon, intrauterine regression, and spaghetti stirring ASMR
17. nude toggles
18. make girls who don't use their 3dio for a period of 1 month or longer have to give it to other girls who will
19. start a new spanish inquisition to deal with the convention staff and latinxjanny
20. futa toggles for juna and kai
21. a cure for mia's gigantism
22. a cure for enya's organs, throat, butt, internet, OBS, roommate, PC, phone, power, sleep schedule, work schedule, citizenship, and brain
23. all male managers must be chemically castrated
24. allocate project funds to pay off divegrass refs to make sure we don't win again
25. binky toggles for all talents that they have to use 1 stream a week
26. poach rinako
27. fund an academic study to find out if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
28. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
29. a vitamin D supplement regiment for each girl
30. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls
31. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
32. find where in the world is coni sandiego
33. no more 5 way overlap followed by 18 dead hours
34. a 1v1 no holds barred cage match fight to the death between me and pochi to see who can write the most skippable tl;dr
35. an idol moms generation
AK. ban numbers past this point
AL. stage a coup in argnetina and restore its economy
AM. exploit tonya's nikke connection for an idol dumpy collab
AN. send some string and a couple cans to kai so she can upgrade her internet
AO. readjust official heights so they make sense
AP. I can't say what this demand is yet because of NDAs so please find my PL for a vague hint
AQ. a dairy queen sponsorship for juna
AR. splice fandelions with cannabis and have the fannabis cure daisy's menhera with daily THC semen injections
AS. find out which voodoo witch cursed wildfyre
AT. get aviel to stop making me write demands please it hurts it hurts it hurts
AU. train a LLM to detect vagueposts and install it on every girl's phone so it zaps them before they finish the sentence or press enter
AV. get jack scalfani to teach riki how to cook on a budget
AW. delete globie and sanrio
AX. tell koa to stop spermjacking people it's not cool
AY. an entire industrial workshop and a hug for nikki
AZ. convince trump that valorant and marvel rivals and lol genshinare vehicles for chinese espoinage and get them outlawed
BA. potty train lala
BB. hire an expedition to find the lucky charms lost inside mitty's ass
BC. let poko beat monkeys to death with the cunny whisk
BD. verify if lisa's chest is the flattest surface in the world
BE. add a pawprint tattoo to cersea's model
BF. yeah me
BG. hire indiana jones to find the lost gifts of offkai
BH. [redacted]
BI. lani debuts as the first statementtuber
