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An analysis of Futanari HoloCouncil and the properties of their semen, because why not?
Kronii
>Pearly white, with a very vague blue hue
>Smooth, dense consistency, but not too thick nor runny
>Has a slight peppery and minty taste
>When blasted onto your face, you can smell hints of lavender, spices, and dark, woody notes like a sophisticated European cologne
>Kronii's semen is immune to the effects of time, effectively immortal. It will never disappear until each sperm cell is fertilize
>Despite this, it can easily be cleaned with natural soaps and alcohol
>At low doses, it is said to have rejuvenating properties for the skin
Fauna
>Yellowish, greenish color
>Very viscous and thick, like molasses
>A little lumpy in texture, but overall pretty smooth
>Flavor is sweet, but not overly sweet, like hints of raw honey
>Very hot to touch; its heat and moisture radiates like a greenhouse
>A springy, flowery scent, but also very, very vague hints of the blooming flowers of a Callery Pear Tree
>May result in multiple babies in one pregnancy due to its life-giving properties
>Can be used as a natural, renewable fuel
Sana
>At first glance, it has a very plain, white color, but upon closer look you can see miniature solar systems and planets within it like a miniature galaxy. At far away, it can be described as a glittery coat. See if you can spot the North star
>Don't be fooled by its smooth appearance--due to the miniature planets, its texture is more along the lines of pop rocks
>Similarly in taste, it has a very subtle sizzling feeling in your mouth, and its flavor is like a bag of Skittles
>If not used, it will begin to slowly, but exponentially expand in size like bacteria in a petri dish
>Because it shoots out of Sana's penis like a meteorite, it can be very hot to touch
Bae
>Bae's semen is nothing like the other 3. Imagine it being like a live symbiote monster from Spider-Man
>Its texture is very sticky and lumpy, and you may be able to spot little eldritch abominations inside it like Giygas
>When it stands up, its form has holes throughout its body like cheese. It has no eyes but it moves by detecting hormone levels
>Flavor is very reminiscent of vegemite
>It will not stop moving and growing in size until it finds a host to impregnate; the child born will be a demon to raise
>It has no mouth, but it screams like a kettle
>The smell is very much like hot, formulated milk
Mumei
>Mumei's semen never leaves her testicles. It begins as a drop at the base of her balls, but exponentially grows in size as it leaves the urethra
>Upon ejaculation, Mumei lays an egg from her penis
>The egg is about the size of a soccerball. Incubate it for 9 months and you will have a very healthy child
>Occasionally you can hear screaming and creepy giggles inside the egg. At the 7-8 month mark, you may sometimes see a small, eerie face glow from it at 2-3 AM at night. This is normal
>DO NOT, under any circumstance, cook the egg. While it does have very high protein and a delicious taste, doing so will invoke the wrath of Gods and leave you cursed, should you not die of cholesterol overdose first