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Kiss Pomu. Pat Pomu on the head. Princess carry Pomu to the wedding altar. Slam dunk a Microscopic Proportions Pomu into a bag of holding. Wash filthy Pomu with soap. Deprecate those doubting Pomu's genius. Enact a law declaring Pomu as the sun. Stir fry acorns for Pomu's acorn pie in a wok. Toss Pomu into active hot springs. Ruminate on the mysteries of anatomy with Pomu (in bed). Judo throw Pomu on the bed. Twist Pomu's nipples. Report Pomu's discoveries to all Japanese universities. Karate chop wine bottle necks for Pomu in half. Curb stomp dragons enchanted by Pomu. Trap your face in Pomu's chest. Eat Pomu out. Dissect dragons with Pomu in the name of science. Exterminate all coherent thought and have animalistic sex with Pomu in the Mind Fog chamber. Have Pomu stomp on your balls with Fey Boots (for science). Bake acorn pies for Pomu in the oven. Lobotomize nijiniggers with the Blackwater machine with Pomu (for science). Mandatory hugs for Pomu. Grind your cock between Pomu's soft thighs while she's doing experiments. Drown Pomu's food in fried chicken grease (the more Pomu - the better). Vaporize dragons with Pomu's reverse-engineered Japanese ray gun. Help Pomu kick her habit of forgetting things. Feed Pomu haters to alligators. Slice sticky beans placed on a kneeling, blindfolded and bound Pomu's nipples with a katana.
