>>395775This anon is right. This is the only way you might get close to the woman of your dreams, regardless if she is like Koopa or not. Sadly, women like her are one in a hundred million and their personalities and lifestyle make them even harder to find.
Go outside, have interests, be active (not just /fit/ but active with your hobbies), pursue them relentlessly. Surround yourself with good people like Koopa, because they tend to stick to others with similar interests and lifestyles.
We are all going to make it, Goslingbros