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>Be me
>Drive a rental van around local church parking lot
>See nice-looking girl
>Go to her house
>Give her head a good tap with the baseball bat until she forgets who she is and has autism
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Stick owl feathers in her hair while she's asleep
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Tell her her name is Mumei and she's the guardian of civilization