>>5429513AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT I STILL HAVE PAPERS LEFT TO HAND OUT
YESTERDAY’S HEADLINES:
A Scandalous Romance Revealed, Philosophers Wonder, "Are Troopas Cucks?"
>https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1403737042773708800Tricks & Traps, and a Turtle's Joke Gone Wrong
>https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1403886462718808064"Experient", A Word Employed By Manipulative Hags or Loving Autists Too Exhausted to Spell Check?
>>5015793AND LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST (TRUST ME FOLKS THIS ONE'S A DOOZY)
"The Manifesto of the MommyDaughterWife Party"
>https://pastebin.com/dbJEGvKs