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So you assholes think it’s funny to sexualize Haruka, eh? Does the thought of having sex with Haruka amuse you? I’ll bet you laugh your ass off at the idea of sneaking up behind her while she’s getting dressed, reaching under her arms, and cupping her little Timbits. Squeezing them and enjoying their weight in your hands as she blushes shyly. Is that hilarious to you? How aboot walking up to her while she’s lying on the sofa watching Letterkenny, and pulling down her maple leaf panties, exposing her savory venison buns? Do you think it’s a laugh riot to imagine giving her beaver pelt the poutine treatment, or mounting her like the royal police? That’d be almost as side-splitting as coming home to find Haruka using your shower, stripping off your hockey uniform, and opening the steamy glass door, taking a moment to drink in the sight your deer love’s glistening naked body. Watching her expression turn from surprise to naughty excitement. Running your hands across those soft mountains and into the shimmering green forest below. Does it crack you up to imagine tapping her like a maple tree? Slipping her the Canadian bacon? Real fucking funny, ya sorey hosers.