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Guys, I bought a Switch and Mario Kart for the next time she plays. She is cute and I think I might be able to lose my virginity but I want to make her think I am charming. I made this list of puns (still working on it) and one liners for Mario Kart. I will type them in chat and hopefully make her laugh. I have also listed lines for when the room is tense, that wn't annoy her, and ones for when it becomes a flirty atmosphere so I can progress to having sex with her.
Can you read through and see what you think? Will the flirty lines work?
