>>73510013THE MYTH OF PIPPROGRESS
In this shocking book, Doomer Anon demonstrates how Pippa's current path toward progress,
based on continual CCV expansion and her claims that she is totally getting better,
runs contrary to the 3 laws of Pippa Dynamics:
>Pippa is lazy>Pippa is addicted to engaging with drama>Pippa is a womanThese laws, scientifically proven to harm Pippa's life in its myriad forms, have been cast aside since the 2nd phase anniversary,
first by /pcg/ schizos, kiwifarms doxers, discord groomers, deluded goslings, and SEA numberfags attracted by the idea of unlimited growth,
and more recently by the harines, a group dominated by a large influx of newfags.
Together, these incestuous circlejerks consolidate and oversimplify the reality of Pippa's situation.
They would rather delude the masses and delude themselves with sweet copium lies instead of the hard truth
that Pippa is getting worse.
