>>29835629I don't know what you're talking about. I'm doing perfectly fine. I don't have an addiction to Pippa at all. I definitely don't spend my entire day thinking about her and my entire night imagining our future together. I have absolutely not been infected with pipkin or put under a black magic spell. I can masturbate without thinking of her as I climax just fine. Wondering if she's alright does not give me actual, chest paining anxiety and I did not spend the first quarter of this year dealing with a heart rending crush on her. I have never listened to a sappy song and gone 'omg that's totally us'. There is nothing about Pippa that drives me crazy. I don't have extended conversations in my head with her and I am not considering doing terrible things to myself to make her happy. I don't think that despite all the flaws she's truly the best woman I've ever heard of. I don't want to make her my wife. I am not unironically in love with Pippa. Not at all.
I am fine.