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There was a young boy walking alone because his bike broke. On his way home, he passes by a convention center and on one of the dumpsters outside was a cosplay outfit. It's just sitting on top of the dumpster lid and still clean so he puts it on since he thought it looked cool and most of it fits him. So the boy continues to walk his home.
Suddenly a car drives by him and the window rolls down, the driver calls out to him and asks him where he's going. The boy tells him where and the driver invites him to hop in and he'll take him there. Turns out the man is a pedophile so he starts asking the boy indecent questions. "Hey boy, you wanna get your juicy little dick sucked?" The boy was taken aback by this but declines. "How about you suck my fat cock then?" Again the boy vehemently declines. "Oh what about you put your pecker up my sweet, tight fucking asshole" At this point the boy was panicking and while rummaging through the stuff he has that could help in the situation, he noticed the plastic bag that the cosplay was in when he found it. There was a label on it written with sharpie. "Vox Akuma cosplay" he read. After reading it he breathe a sigh of relief and spoke up. "Oh I get what's going on Mister! Sorry but I'm not actually Vox Akuma"
