>>804723171h10 into the vod if i can math
After a really tense Warden rescue mission, from Chio/Furi trying to communicate about
>riding whales>writing willswe learn that Furi has written her will 3 times in her life so far, because she has several paranoia disorders:
>Furi: I said, I have several paranoia disorders>Chio: oh... yeah, that makes sense>Furi: yeah>Chio: I can see that! it's why you are so scared of women>Furi: I know, women are out to get me>Chio: but im a woman>Furi: no you're not... you're a ...it>Chio: what does that mean?>Furi: you're a... homunculus >Chio: *punches Furi off* ...there, i knocked you down>Furi: uh-uh? wanna knock me down a couple more pegs? wanna kfight me? wanna kiss me? you wanna kiss me with tongue? you want a sloppy wet kiss? *kissing noises*>Chio: do you love me or do you hate me? make up your mind!>Furi: uhmm... I see you more as like... have you eve read Diary of a Wimpy Kid?>Chio: no.. i wanted too but my parents wouldnt let me>Furi: You know, Greg in I Am Rodrick is how i see this dynamic >Chio: isnt rodrick the bully?>Furi: Yes. ...look bees!! we can make them reproduce>Chio: ...is rodrick gay?>Furi: I imagine there is probably some kind of subcontext in there that would make him gay>Chio: so there is sub context in you that makes you gay?>Furi: Yes, Chio. ...why do you think i have been making out with all the women?>Chio: all i see i you running away from women>Furi: well yeah, that's the point you know>Chio: when have you found time to make out with them?>Furi: mostly whilst they are running away from me and screaming>Chio: uhh?? if they are running away then how are you kissing them? are you kissing their after image? i dont think that counts>Furi: Don't worry about it you'll figure it out when you are old enough >Chio: im older than you!!>Furi: No, I'm 35>Chio: im 66 million years old!>Furi: *throws items in a lava pit and pushes Chio around a bit* dont worry about it, just stay still >Chio: huh?>Furi: no it's okay just stay still, oh wait hold on *grabs some obsidian* where did she go??>Chio: *hiding* you dont see me, im Jhon Cena puppurupu~>Furi: there's something wrong with your model, on your leg... i think your model is bugged out, i think you need to log out to fix it>Chio: is it? what's wrong with it?>Furi: can you not see it on your side?>Chio: you just want me to log out so you can do something to my spawn point when i log back in...>Furi: no I'm not>Chio: then you'll have no issue with me using the warp stone to TP somewhere and log out there>Furi: yeah yeah that should be fine>Chio: *TPs away*>Furi: *immediately TPs to Chio's and build an obsidian prison around the warp stone* *BGM reads the mood nicely there*>*Chio was actually watching her do it on stream*There is a whole bit here, Furi ends up prettifying Chio's warp stone area
they hang out together for another 20min or so and this convo happens:
>Furi: hey, what are you whispering about?>Chio: ..women>Furi: oh god.. my favourite!>Chio: i thought you were scared of women>Furi: I can be scared of things and they can still be my favourites>Chio: so what's your favorite horror game then?>Furi: FNAF2 on the mobile>Chio: that's not bad, im surprised you even had an answer They then proceed to have dolphin sex, on the sand
1h30 ish into the vod
>*as Chio tries to leave Furi keep trying to trap her in obsidian*>Furi: I'll get you Chio, I'll get you...>Chio: no you wont>Furi: Yes I will... *maniacal evil villain laugh* ...i hope she could hear thatSo yeah, Furi loves Pillow and making women scream and is also a little evil herself perhappies
