>>25637592>piss drunk sanalite stumbles through the forest with a buddy and begins to get dangerously close to the border with an axe. Buddy is sweating bullets trying to get piss drunk sanalite to calm down before things escalate.>"Fackin bullshit, it is! We've got a bloody tundra freezing our tits off in the north and a goddamn fucking furnace to the east and we're just s'posed to ignore the big fack you forest right on our doorstep because some fackin sapsuckin treehumpers'll get sad? THE CUNTS ARE ALWAYS SAD!">Sapling border patrol spots them from a distance, "E-Excuse me, you're not really supposed to-">"I know my fackin rights, you weepy willow cunts! Don't fackin tell me what I can and can't do on my goddamn soil!">Sanalite Buddy tries to get a word in, "Don't worry about them mate, they're just a little tipsy is all. We're just scoutin the forests round here for a good place to do a little natural forestry! We aint cuttin down any-">"Fack yea we're cutting down these goddamn trees! Useless fackin ground sticks for bread dogs to piss on is what I say! I'd scrap the whole damn forest if I could! Maybe I'll get some fuckin tree rats to do it for me, give em a bag of firecrackers and let em have at it!" piss drunk sanalite proceeds to haphazardly swing the axe at a tree. Doesn't manage to do much but scrape a bit of bark off.>Sapling border guard starts to cry. The commotion attracts other nearby border patrol saplings.> "Oh yeah, yeah, KEEP FACKING CRYING! While you're over there pissing yourself, we'll be makin shit you couldn't dream of! I'm talkin shit you've never seen! You ever heard of air conditioning? Course you fuckin haven't because-" drunken sanalite proceeds to projectile vomits inside of their suit, "-IT DONT GROW ON A FACKING TREE!">drunk sanalite is dragged away by their buddy as saplings comfort the now sobbing border patrol officer. Buddy sanalite is calculating damage control as drunk belligerent sanalite friend shouts more deforestation rhetoric.Not quite sure how lore accurate this is but it summed up my general interpretation of last thread. I'm neither sanalite nor sapling though I thoroughly enjoyed the exchange and hope pease relations go well.
