>>226382Speaking of shitty narratives, theres a thread dedicated in discussing Suisei's copypastas and someone posted this.
>"Otsumachi! See you next again, have a nice day!" >Hoshimachi Suisei ends another stream. >"It's kind of painful to intentionally butcher my English like that, but I can't afford to let anyone knows how good my English actually is" she thinks to herself as she stretches her arms, trying to relax her muscles >She closes her OBS and starts her browser to open a certain site >"Still joking about Anemachi not being real, huh? Well, I was the one who started that narrative" >"The best way to lie is telling the truth and acting like it's a joke after all" >She giggles, happy that once again, everything goes according to her plan just like how she orchestrated the whole INNK incident >"Now, time to continue my project. I'll grab my can of coffee first" >She closes her browser, gets up from her chair, and begins searching for a can of coffee that she bought yesterday >"Ah, there it is" >She finds it lying around near her countless unorganized trophies and certificates >"Seeing these makes me remember that I'm actually a genius" she said to herself, showing her narcissistic side >She sits back on her chair, opens her can of coffee, and starts a certain program >A MACHINE - ANEMACHI.EXE >"I wonder how many people realize that "Anemachi" is just an anagram of "A machine". Most vtuber fans are simpletons so I doubt they get even a simple thing like that" >"Let's do a little test first" >She clicks a button with the word "Begin" >"Initializing..." >"Complete!" >A virtual woman with a pink hair appears >"Hello, Sui-chan!" 