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I am still not over Doppio's hypno dog posts. How am I meant to be a functioning member of society when I know he spent time thinking about what it'd be like to be hypnotised into acting like a dog, and what a needy, vocal dog he'd be on top of that? I want to feel him rut into my thigh in a public park at night after the hypnosis gets him, whining, a desperate and shameless animal action. I want to walk him on all fours, and unexpectedly he lifts his leg to mark a lamppost; of course, dogs don't wear and don't understand the concept of pants or zippers, and watching a wet patch form across his crotch and trickle down his leg as he keens in confusion, pissing himself right there in the alley while not fully aware he's doing it, would be absolutely delicious. I want to take compromising photos of him and show them to him the next day, watch his face grow beet red, stuttering as he scrambles for an explanation. There's so much I could do with a human dog.
