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>order groceries from a different store to see what they're like
>price is a higher
>they're not stocking a bunch of things I normally get
>oh well, let's try them out anyway
>delivery guy has a turban
>he leaves everything on the lawn by the roadside
>all fruit and veggies were shoved in a paper bag with other things on top
>one of those things is eggs
>all 24 eggs are broken
>the eggs have leaked all over my fruit & veg
>start washing it off
>everything is old and bruised
>half the items ticked for "do not substitute" got substituted anyway
>apparently a fucking lighter and lighter fluid pack is a substitute for a BBQ gas canister
Someone please link me a calming vod before I commit a terrorism
