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Alright fuck the bump limit as I am getting off soon. Le green texto
>be me
>own a 2010 lancer gts
>like to take her on time trials on an area called [REDACTED]
>love cutting my own time
>go out to get ready to set some laps.
>le rich kid in mustang at my starting point. Know this faggot.
>have my window down blaring eurobeat already because no ac.
>rich kid thinks he is tough shit, challenges me in front of girls and friends
>his gf rides with him, i get some cute burnette to make it fair.
>start: kid takes the lead in his v8
>it’s obvious he doesnt know that eurobeat, a girl and downshifting is a killer combo
>pass the fucker in turn 3 and leave him in the dust. Kid thinks his v8 is worth a shit on their mountain roads
>i get back to the start a full 3 minutes before he does.
>unironically get the girls number too somehow
>kid is salty when he gets back, claiming i have an Evo, not a stock lancer
>pop the hood and show him.
>he goes “yeah well fuck you” and pushes me
>i laugh it over and drive off.
I shit you not, this is probably the funniest shit thats happened in a while. Dumbass doesnt know how to downshift and i smoke his ass.
