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Mint, ohhhh Mint, those giant GIGANTIC titties got me GOING CRAZY! It’s Christmas, and all I want is to unwrap those massive bazookas! AAAAAAAAHHH! Your sexy Santa get-up? Un-freakin’-believable! I’m here, just STARING, and it’s like, BOING! Every time you bounce, I lose it!
Those glasses? Don’t get me started! They make you look like a naughty librarian, but with melons that could knock books off shelves! I wanna dive into that cleavage, man, make motorboat sounds like BLBLBLBLBLLBLBBLBLBL right in the middle of your chest! CHUP! CHUP! SLURP! Sucking on those sloshing titflesh mountains, God, it’s like my mouth’s dream come true!
And the way you talk and giggle? Drives me bonkers. I swear, each giggle is like a finger on my trigger! I’m sitting here, typing this, and dude, I’m cumming! OHHHHHHHHGB! Can’t even type straight. I NEED TO INTERCOURSE WITH YOU, Mint, RIGHT NOW! Your giant white tits are in my head, sloshing around every time I blink! It’s a jizzpocalypse over here, babe!
Every stream, you’re just, like, teasing and pleasing without even knowing. It’s just, your boobs, man, they’re epic! Every bounce, every jiggle, it’s like a symphony of BOINGs and BONGs, and I’m here with my one-man applause. I’m so worked up; it’s just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all day long!
Seriously, hit me up, Mint. I NEEEED TO HAVE SEEEEEEXXX.
