>>92510758buffet of embarrassing chubby loli essie stories
>wish my parents made me learn instruments not sports>cant swim for shit, was in the swim team>bad at sports in general>wanna learn guitar or bass>had to play badminton at school and i was always the LAST one to be picked>had to play with the teacher often>never managed to return the shuttle>in elementary school i always played by myself on the playground >i dont think i even plaid i just read of something>and a kid told me>>essie you are so pretty but you would be even prettier if you weren't fat>would sit by myself on the bus too>until my teacher made my neighboor sit with me>had a purple tee shirt with a balerina dog on it and one of my classmate pointed out that it didnt fit me>and it didnt actually but i was so stubborn as a kid and i was like>nuh-huh it is supposed to look like this with my tummy poking out a little bit>i used to tan easily >if i go t o the beach i have swimsuit tanlines for the whole year>here let me draw my tanned toes for you real quick >had those on my feet until pretty recentlyimagine
>crooked toe reveal at 10k btwCLIP IT SHIP IT
>used to>>your swimsuit is too small for you!!>and i looked down and i was embarrassedWDSMBT???
telling the wave pool story again
>>68089802>got smacked by a wave, ended up under water with a group of people >i was a KID, i was a CHILD>i got out of the water and turned around to apologised and they looked at me like this and they were hugging each other as they SCREAMED>i was like IM SORRY but what i didnt know is that my top had slipped and i was completely exposed and they were staring at me holding each other>why did they scream?? were they scared? am i scary??TERRIFYING LEVELS OF FLATNESS
>if i went to that pool right now with the stringy swimsuit i own it would definitely get swept awaywell damn
>i have so many embarrassing stories>we were playing octopus (red rover), it's a game where you form a wall by linking arms with a bunch of kids and others run into you trying to break it apart >i got really scared so at the top of my lungs i screamed NANIIII and unlink my arms and ran away>mom broke the family computer over finding my creepy pasta yaoi>in elementary school we did an art contest and my drawing was a warrior cat version of "i made you a cookie but i ated it" >and there was a kid who understood that reference said i stole it from the internet>i was so embarrassed this is still missing all the college essie ending up with her panties showing over and over again
