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Stand back lads, this is a cautionary tale from your local anon. This could happen to (You)!
but if you're posting here it probably has already
>know about Kizuna Ai from years ago, brushed it off as being a fad
>fast forward to 2019, Doog plays Doom
>stumble upon a clip of her using the chainsaw
>utterly spellbound by her unbridled joy and her unusual and CUTE "Wowowowow!"
>I *NEED* more of this
>FBK is the Scatman, I become a Koronesuki; there is no escaping the Rabbit Hole now
>Gen 5 and Myth debut soon after
>ID Gen 2, IRyS, and then Council debut
>smitten by Kronii at first because holy shit her voice is PURE SEX
>Mumei overtakes Kronii simply by being her cute, dorky, and secretly psycho self
>the temptation eventually becomes too great: I simply must consume their Forbidden Knowledge
>find Kronii's, no big deal, with a voice like that, of course she would have had a background in amateur voice acting. Sexual orientation needs rape correction though.
>find Mumei's, to which an all-too-familiar sensation arises in the pit of my stomach to plague my life YET AGAIN when I thought I buried it 10 years ago: lovesickness, my guiding moonlight; you were at my side all along
>I am in too deep
>why the fuck does it feel like I'm being cucked, I've never even met her
>I thought I was immune to what /vt/ called being a Gosling because I recognized that this is purely for entertainment
>torrent a recent members-only karaoke stream of Mumei's to see what I'm missing and it confirms my belief from before that it's nothing
>as a result, I recover from this bout of Goslingness with renewed steel
>Mumei goes on vacation, start paying more attention to Kronii, use /vt/ much more and watch the Anime Boston recordings
>Hoomans are lovely. Kronies are clingy, insufferable hypercompetitive attentionwhoring namefags that will do ANYTHING to one-up each other and it disgusts my pride as an anon the way they carry on
>wake up yesterday with a sudden burning desire to become a wageslave
>be THIS CLOSE to sending in a (laughable) resume on Indeed and ultimately chicken out after 3 hours because I'm a NEET who's never held a job
>have a mental breakdown, writhe on the floor and moan about not being able to be a paypig to anime e-thots, let alone to better my own position in life
>I know both Kronii and Mumei would want me to get a job for positive reasons they've already explained and it crushes me that I can't live up to their expectations, or my own, or my parents'
>but crippling social anxiety and learned helplessness are not so easily overcome
>play Kronii's birthday voicepack repeatedly and eventually calm down, can't take the compliment when the Cheering tracks play whether in EN or JP
>still, I can feel the warmth and kindness in her voice from the second EN cheer, "Keep up the great work. I believe in you."
>the NEET life lost its appeal to me years ago but I keep waiting for something to fall into my lap
>write this stupid blog post on an Incan quipu braiding website to get this out of my system and remind me of the before-times when I was ignorant to Hololive
