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idgaf about aussies before sonny came into my life now my ears perked up whenever i hear their accent or the word 'australia' suddenly aussie men became attractive in my eyes and now i want to marry an Australian man that is 180 cm in height has a house and a car and preferably lives near sydney or canberra and is good in cooking as well as close to his mother, sister and grandma. he should be wearing a square rimmed glasses and plaid shirts and smells like CK everyone perfume on special occasions but smells like a regular man on the daily basis. He must also be the youngest in the family and has lived in japan before and must also have experienced working there and has japanese relatives to make the integration way easier. In addition, he must also like negi or green onions and animals, particularly shiba inus or capybaras (anykind of rodent that looks cute). Being a good swimmer is a MUST! Plus points if you have experience swimming competitively before and has won a couple of medals and trophies for the said sport. He must also be coffee lover, preferably drinks around 5 cups a day because he wanted to become like godot as a kid. You must also like everything that is JAPANESE. Particularly, their food and porn. If you cannot stomach sushi because it's raw, youre fucking out. In terms of music, you must be into DEATH GRIPS and NMH or JP city pop. So you need to be good at singing and is decent at dancing. Lastly, you need to be 30 years old. Why you ask? You don't need to know.
Anyway, these are only some of my requirements to consider you as a marriage candidate. If you met like 90% of this, feel free to contact me and I will entertain you. If not, then we just aren't meant to be. Thank you.
