I will become an idol manager and enact the following agenda!
1. a chubby loli
2. an oppai loli
3. a brown chihuahua loli
4. nude toggles
5. pomf streams
6. official idol onaholes
7. official idol dragon dildo
8. official idol ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
9. pochi 3.0 debut that's just a foot cam
10. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
11. a cure for momo's super AIDS
12. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
13. post IDs on /vt/
14. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
15. coni castrating that one guy
16. our merch
17. banning shana from all chats and discord for all time
18. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
19. intrauterine regression ASMR
20. goku in idol ES
21. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
22. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
23. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
24. complete removal of TTS
25. an academic study to find out once and for all if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
26. an idol moms generation
27. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submissio
28. no more male managers unless absolutely necessary, and any exceptions must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
30. send a hit mossad hit squad to deal with poko's neighbors
31. all future idol communications must come in haiku form
32. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
33. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
34. a nugget loli
35. a hag (loli)
36. a daily ration of SSRIs and antipsychotics for every girl
37. daily pavlovian beatings for people who bite bait and like hags (not lolis)
38. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
39. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually they start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72195057not me (tho she was still 3rd)
