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>go to my usual stake restaurant
>order my well done stake because I don't want to get infected with salmonella
>waiter arrives
>stake is rare
>it's covered in pickle juice and there are several pickles sticking out of it
>plate is dirty because their dishwasher is broken
>ask him what the fuck
>"well I'm just having a bit of fun lol, it's just a jape don't take is so seriously haha"